by DannyUK | Jul 20, 2018 | Articles, Perfect Flatmate
The Perfect Flatmate - Toilet Paper It is not normal to use that amount of toilet paper. [affilinet_performance_ad size=728×90] I don’t care who you are, what you eat or how often you defecate. That was a 9-pack of toilet roll that was unopened at the start...
by DannyUK | Jul 13, 2018 | Articles, Perfect Flatmate
The Perfect Flatmate - Periods You’re female. You have periods. I understand. Just - please - don’t constantly leaves traces of it on the toilet. [affilinet_performance_ad size=728×90] Periods are perfectly normal. Let’s get that out there....
by DannyUK | Jul 6, 2018 | Articles, Perfect Flatmate
The Perfect Flatmate - Phoning Abroad When you have a mobile phone, phoning abroad can be expensive. The way around that, apparently, is to use a landline belonging to someone else. It’s certainly cheaper when you don’t pay the bill....
by DannyUK | Jun 29, 2018 | Articles, Perfect Flatmate
The Perfect Flatmate - Daily showering Daily showering isn’t compulsory but it is actively encouraged. [affilinet_performance_ad size=728×90] Even a quick rinse round with a flannel would be fine, at least as a stop-gap. But not washing is just not on....
by DannyUK | Jun 22, 2018 | Articles, Perfect Flatmate
The Perfect Flatmate - Used vibrator Don’t put a vibrator on the table where I eat my dinner. That shouldn’t need saying. But it had to be said. [affilinet_performance_ad size=728×90] In fact, not only did it need saying, it needed an extra word....
by DannyUK | Jun 15, 2018 | Articles, Perfect Flatmate
The Perfect Flatmate - Stolen Chocolate There’s a fine line between bravery and stupidity. When it comes to having stolen chocolate from a woman on her period it’s most likely the latter. The person who came up with the line “there’s nothing...