The Perfect Flatmate – Toilet Paper

The Perfect Flatmate – Toilet Paper

The Perfect Flatmate - Toilet Paper It is not normal to use that amount of toilet paper. I don’t care who you are, what you eat or how often you defecate. That was a 9-pack of toilet roll that was unopened at the start of the week and now it’s finished....
The Perfect Flatmate – Periods

The Perfect Flatmate – Periods

The Perfect Flatmate - Periods  You’re female. You have periods. I understand. Just - please - don’t constantly leaves traces of it on the toilet. Periods are perfectly normal.  Let’s get that out there. Yes, as a man I can find them a bit grim, but...
The Perfect Flatmate – Used vibrator

The Perfect Flatmate – Used vibrator

The Perfect Flatmate - Used vibrator  Don’t put a vibrator on the table where I eat my dinner. That shouldn’t need saying. But it had to be said. In fact, not only did it need saying, it needed an extra word. Don’t put a USED vibrator on the table...

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