The Perfect Flatmate – Toilet Paper
The Perfect Flatmate - Toilet Paper It is not normal to use that amount of toilet paper. I don’t care who you are, what you eat or how often you defecate. That was a 9-pack of toilet roll that was unopened at the start of the week and now it’s finished....
The Perfect Flatmate – Periods
The Perfect Flatmate - Periods You’re female. You have periods. I understand. Just - please - don’t constantly leaves traces of it on the toilet. Periods are perfectly normal. Let’s get that out there. Yes, as a man I can find them a bit grim, but...
The Perfect Flatmate – Phoning abroad
The Perfect Flatmate - Phoning Abroad When you have a mobile phone, phoning abroad can be expensive. The way around that, apparently, is to use a landline belonging to someone else. It’s certainly cheaper when you don’t pay the bill. I’ve never...
The Perfect Flatmate – Daily showering
The Perfect Flatmate - Daily showering Daily showering isn’t compulsory but it is actively encouraged. Even a quick rinse round with a flannel would be fine, at least as a stop-gap. But not washing is just not on. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a dad of...
The Perfect Flatmate – Used vibrator
The Perfect Flatmate - Used vibrator Don’t put a vibrator on the table where I eat my dinner. That shouldn’t need saying. But it had to be said. In fact, not only did it need saying, it needed an extra word. Don’t put a USED vibrator on the table...
I'm Danny, I live in the heart of Essex. I'm a Parent Blogger (or more precisely a daddy blogger), Vlogger, occasional Essex Chronicle columnist and more.
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