The Perfect Flatmate – Periods
The Perfect Flatmate - Periods You’re female. You have periods. I understand. Just - please - don’t constantly leaves traces of it on the toilet. Periods are perfectly normal. Let’s get that out there. Yes, as a man I can find them a bit grim, but...
The Perfect Flatmate – Phoning abroad
The Perfect Flatmate - Phoning Abroad When you have a mobile phone, phoning abroad can be expensive. The way around that, apparently, is to use a landline belonging to someone else. It’s certainly cheaper when you don’t pay the bill. I’ve never...
The Perfect Flatmate – Daily showering
The Perfect Flatmate - Daily showering Daily showering isn’t compulsory but it is actively encouraged. Even a quick rinse round with a flannel would be fine, at least as a stop-gap. But not washing is just not on. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a dad of...
The Perfect Flatmate – Used vibrator
The Perfect Flatmate - Used vibrator Don’t put a vibrator on the table where I eat my dinner. That shouldn’t need saying. But it had to be said. In fact, not only did it need saying, it needed an extra word. Don’t put a USED vibrator on the table...
The Perfect Flatmate – Stolen Chocolate
The Perfect Flatmate - Stolen Chocolate There’s a fine line between bravery and stupidity. When it comes to having stolen chocolate from a woman on her period it’s most likely the latter. The person who came up with the line “there’s nothing...
I'm Danny, I live in the heart of Essex. I'm a Parent Blogger (or more precisely a daddy blogger), Vlogger, occasional Essex Chronicle columnist and more.
This blog is filled with an eclectic mix of posts about me, my family and my life.
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