26 things about me: The A-Z of DannyUK
Stolen from Facebook, this is 26 things about me aka The A-Z of DannyUK. (aka “an easy blog post”.) This was written back in December. Oh, and yes, the image at the top is deliberately picked. I know it’s blurry. I like it!
A - Age: 39 now, but I was 38 when I wrote this.
B - Biggest fear: Losing the ones I love.
C - Current time: 4.07pm
D - Drink you last had: An overpriced hot chocolate from Warwick Castle (which was infinitely better than the overpriced tea and coffee from the sane place. I’ve had tastier chips of hot water and not broken the bank for the pleasure!)
E - Every day starts with: Hmmm. I want to say “an e” (because “every day” begins with the letter e) but that just sounds like I’m pill-popping. Soooo… Every day starts with waking before my alarm.
F - Favourite song: So many to choose from! Bohemian Rhapsody, possibly.
G - Ghosts, are they real?: No. The only spirits I believe in are the ones behind the bar.
H - Hometown: Welling. (not Welwyn as many people mishear it as)
I - In love with: Mrs DannyUK, of course!
J - Jealous of: Nothing. Mildly envious of many, many things, but jealousy isn’t really a trait that I embrace.
K - Killed someone?: Not yet, but there are dozens of people out there that don’t know how close they have been to me answering yes to this question!
L- Last time cried?: Ages ago, thankfully. Age has given me the wisdom that crying resolves nothing, so instead I am merely bottling up my emotions until they busy forth from me like a volcanic eruption, forever changing my answer to the “k” question above.
M - Middle name: John. Hmmm. Lots of personal questions here. Shall I just type out my sort code, account number and PIN and be done with it?
N - Number of siblings: None. That I know of…
O - One wish: I’d like unlimited wishes, please.
P - Person you last called: Charisma, my daughter, to ask where she was in Nandos. “On the first floor”, apparently. When I couldn’t find her, it turned out she had meant the ground floor. Bless her. She’s 16 by the way. Not that you should expect a 16-year-old to know the difference between ground floor and first floor. Obviously.
Q - Question you’re always asked: How’s you? (to which the answer is always “yeah, not bad thanks, how about you?”)
R - Reason to smile: Life is hard and very testing at times, but no one is dead and no one is dying in my immediate circle, and I’m forever grateful for that.
S - Song last sang: I’m Too Sexy by Right Said Fred. It was the last song I heard in the car (having been listening to the best of the 80s and 90s)
T - Time you woke up: 6:30am
U - Underwear colour: Red and white stripes. It’s like I’ve sat on Wally and that’s why people can’t find him.
V - Vacation destination: Anywhere with Elaine and I’d be happy.
W - Worst habit: Tucking the end of my penis into my sock. Also, fibbing about the size of my penis.
Y - Your favourite food: Steak!
X - X-Rays you’ve had: Quite a few, but none for a while.
Z - Zodiac sign: Aquarius.