Embarrassing children? Kids can HUMILIATE you!
Anyone who has been through the nightmare of trying to get a child to sleep at night probably adopted habits they never thought they would. I certainly never thought that a waking baby would lead to having embarrassing children.
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For me, I always swore that there was no reason to NOT flush the toilet. Water bill be damned, I’d rather have a clean loo that have to wake to a toilet full of wee in the morning.
But then, once a flushing toilet had woken up a newborn who had taken eons to fall asleep, we vowed that we would adopt the old adage “If it’s yellow, let it mellow, if it’s brown, flush it down.”
In other words, if you wee’d in the night, you didn’t flush the loo. Simple.
That is until one day, when Mel was at a certain time of the month and Aaliyah - who could have been no more than four years old at this point - commented quite loudly in front of other parents in the playground on “the new red bleach mummy used down the toilet” which she continued to explain was different in colour to the normal bleach.
I’m glad I hadn’t done the school run that day.
Reminiscing on this, I thought I’d ask on Facebook if anyone else had stories about embarrassing children. I was blown away by the replies, and I’ve featured some below:
With thanks to Loz at TwoFishesDiary.com
With thanks to Lisa at thirtysomethingbelle.com
With thanks to Claire at sixdegreesofharmony
With thanks to Clare at EmmysMummy.com
With thanks to Donna at WhatTheRedHeadSaid.com
With thanks to Mo at adventuresofanovicemum.co.uk
With thanks to Jaime at TheOliversMadhouse.co.uk
With thanks to Elaine at MumMakesThree.com
With thanks to Lisa at thecontentedfamilyprojectdotcom.wordpress.com
There’s been so many that I am going to put up another blog post later in the week.
Thanks to everyone who has shared their embarrassing children stories so far. I’ve really had a giggle putting this together!
by DannyUK
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Twitter: genuineplacebo
on December 27, 2015 at 5:12 pm
Thanks for featuring me Dan! Kids can be so embarrassing! x
Twitter: Emmys_mummy
on December 27, 2015 at 5:40 pm
They have a certain knack of saying these embarrassing things at the top of their voices too, we certainly need the comic book type holes to jump into
Twitter: sheebasima28
on December 29, 2015 at 9:14 pm
We can all relate to these embarrassing moments ha ha
Twitter: youbabymemummy
on January 24, 2016 at 9:34 pm
Ooh cringe! Kids are little little hand grenades, just waiting to go off at any moment x
Twitter: icklepicklex
on January 24, 2016 at 9:50 pm
This is hilarious! They do say the funniest things – Pickle is great at repeating things I have said, loudly in public. Bless him 😉 Kaz x
Twitter: lambandbear
on January 24, 2016 at 10:35 pm
This is hilarious! Apparently when I was little I was shopping with my mum I pointed to the girl serving us and said “oh that poor lady, not only does she have lots of spots, but she also looks like a pig!” My mum wanted the floor to open up and swallow her!
Twitter: Myrabev
on January 25, 2016 at 6:28 am
Hahahaha, omg I think I peed myself laughing thanks Danny so needed this. Kids can humiliate with my filter
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