My postman is not subtle
I like my regular postman. He’s friendly, chatty and always smiling.
He knows that I’m not always in when he knocks, and despite me offering to sign for Recorded Delivery letters for my neighbours, he is too honest to let me do that, which is a rare quality.
There is one thing about him that’s a little odd, though. My postman isn’t subtle.
I’ve heard of people leaving keys under mats before, but I quite often come home to this sight: