Washing machines live longer with Calgon
Washing machines live longer with Calgon (and I apologise because I know that you didn’t read that sentence, but rather sang it to yourself)
(Warning: This post was written under the influence of caffeine.)
Calgon sounds like some kind of supervillain.
Supervillains by their very nature are evil and want to kill people.
The more people that die, the fewer people there are in the world that will use washing machines.
If there are fewer people using washing machines then it stands to reason that washing machines will last longer just through less usage, and that’s why Calgon (the supervillain) kills.
The upshot of all is that I need to drink less coffee.