Listening to the radio yesterday and someone mentioned getting a spa day as a Valentine gift. Ten minutes later, a small group of close friends received this text from me:
“I got given a spa day for Valentines. I was looking forward to a nice relaxing day until I turned up at the health centre and saw the size of the bloke I was sparring with.”
The response was that it was generally a crap joke, but I liked it so much, I decided to put it here. I might even go and put it on sickipedia, even though it’s not sick. Yay me.
