The French. So many bad things we can say about them. Then you realise that Melissa Theuriau reads their news and she is absolutely beautiful.
And you can’t find a way to put that on a blog, so you just show a thumbnail instead:
And then sigh heavily as you realise she probably doesn’t speak English, so she’d never do those horrible “wifey” things like asking you to empty the bin, or telling you she wants to visit the in-laws, which makes her even more perfect.
Denise Van Outen is still my number one, but Melissa, you’re a damn close second!