A Felix from the flames

A Felix from the flames

A Felix from the flames by DannyUK When I worked for the bank we went through a big regeneration program, designed to reinvigorate the sales team. [wp_ad_camp_2] We were, after all, a loan company, rather than a bank, despite our title - Household Bank. In an...
How many inches in a foot?

How many inches in a foot?

How many inches in a foot? by DannyUK The Critical Illness policies that we sell at work are fairly simple. If you contract one of nine different critical illnesses and have it for a month or more, you get paid the total sum that you are insured for. Never once did I...
Work, princesses and a comedy script

Work, princesses and a comedy script

Well it’s been a good couple of weeks since I updated this blog with what’s been happening in life, rather than the odd random post or two. As per usual the main reason is a lack of time, or a lack of urgency on my part to do it. I’ve been off of work for the best...
Magnetic locks and murder

Magnetic locks and murder

Magnetic locks and murder by DannyUK Magnetic locks are a pain in the arse. There’s a golden rule at work. If you are the last to leave, then when you lock up you need to turn off the magnetic security lock on the front door or it will still be on when you come back...
A forehead visible from the moon

A forehead visible from the moon

A forehead visible from the moon by DannyUK What a week it’s been. Work has been shitty. Or should that be: I’ve been shitty at work. Yeah, that’s more realistic. For whatever reason, I’ve had the raging hump at work for two or three days for no reason other than...
Heartbreak

Heartbreak

“Argh!” said GV, clutching the upper-left side of her chest, her face twisted in pain. “What’s the matter?” I asked. The pain looked genuine, and although GV can be a stress-head sometimes, she’s not one to be over-dramatic with illness. “It’s nothing,” she lied,...

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